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BEN
well what can I say
this, ladies and gentlemen
is the man worth it
BEN'S ALARM CLOCK
you cheeky bastard
I'll cut you into pieces
and destroy each one
CHRIS
well you gave me cake
which is highly suspicious
what is it you want?
EMMET
life of the party
but when the night turns to day
will you remember?
JEN
thank you for your help
from swimsuits to bus passes
here's to getting laid
JOHN
alluring in drag
sensuous in PVC
your breasts are squishy
the first face I knew
the longest in on the plans
true friend and bastard
KATHY
bore all of my hoof
let me take over her room
I owe you a spleen
MEGABUS
giant blue saviour
they say I'm too good for you
they can't understand
PAUL
that ride you offered
saved my career in uni
have my firstborn child
POST OFFICE GUY
passion of my soul
guardian of my parcel
I will call again
I'd send you my love
but I fear for its demise
incineration
SAM
winner of red wine
will one day rock the whole world
for now can't be arsed
US CUSTOMS
they strive to make sure
there's no bomb in my toothpaste
please don't touch me there
